In our future post-apocalyptic world, you’ve got to have a good supply of shirts to help you blend in. This FDR tank will be perfect. It will melt into the surrounding devastation, AND it will help show off my f***ing awesome biceps, which will no doubt triple in size. It will be perfect for my wedding too, because my future ex-wife is a huge fan of both robots and welfare. And she has huge tits. So that’s a plus. Thank you FDR. If it weren’t for you, that little lady would have had to spend her boob-job money on silly things like food and shelter. Now she’s got some rockin’ fun bags. Can’t wait to see the look on her face when I bust this out of the box.
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