Cowboy Dubya – The Shark Rider

Name: Cowboy Dubya - The Shark Rider
SKU: the-dubya-shark
Availability: InStock

$20.95 – $36.95

“Just when I thought Dubya couldn’t get any more American, now I get to see him skydiving while riding a shark every time I look in the mirror. Every. Time. Yes, that means I wear it more than I should in order for it to remain clean and yes, it stinks more than his foreign policies while he was in office, but there is nothing I rather conceal my THOs (Titty Hard Ons) than with this glorious piece of Americana. This thing is guaranteed to catch more sideways glances than the antics Dubya would get himself in whenever he left for another nation and will have any girl’s boyfriend going Dick Cheney on your ass if he catches her staring at ya too long.”

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Style	Mens Long Sleeve, Premium Mens Blend Shirt, Premium Mens Shirt, Premium Mens Tank, Unisex Hoodie
Color	Black, Navy, White/Black
Size	S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL

Product	Description
Premium Shirt	Premium 5.3 oz 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey) Blend & All Over Print are 50/50 poly/cotton
Hoodies	Double lined hood with matching drawstring Front pouch pocket Machine-wash safe
Unisex Clothes	Machine wash cold with like colors, dry low heat. Makes a great gift for Birthdays, or any holiday occasion! Lightweight, Classic fit.
Long Sleeves	Super soft, 100% ring-spun cotton Classic 3/4 raglan sleeves Durable rib knit neck
Tank Top	Ribbed and double stitched collar and armholes High-density fabric for vivid print clarity Preshrunk and machine-wash safe All Over Print : 100% Polyester four-way stretch fabric – Comfortable, moisture-wicking, and lightweight, perfect for workout or activewear. True to size: S-3XL.
Mug	Material: 100% Ceramic Size: 11oz Dye Sublimation graphics for exceptional prints Dishwasher and microwave safe
Sweater	Sublimated crew-neck sweatshirt made to look like a knit sweater Polyester 260GSM. Ribbed and double stitched collar. Ensure long-lasting color vibrancy even after machine washing. Use advanced cut and sew sublimation printing, the image is vivid, the color is bright and strong, it will never be discolored.
Hawaii Shirts	Perfect for warm days and for holidays. This shirt feels absolutely wonderful, like a second layer of skin! The print will remain vibrant over time and won’t easily wear down. This Hawaii Shirt lasts wash after wash, without becoming wrinkled or damaged. This short-sleeved design gives your arms optimal comfort and mobility -- perfect for summertime. Material: Polyester (Woven fabric) Machine wash cold Lay flat to dry Do not bleach

Cowboy Dubya – The Shark Rider

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Produced & shipped from USA