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Abe Lincoln: The Emancipator (Zoom)
$20.95 – $36.95
Well this American as F*** tank was a hell of a conversation-starter. We philosophized all kinds of wondrous freedom-injected solutions to the world’s problems. And in the end, an Abraham Lincoln majestically riding his trusty grizzly bear atop an American flag with a machine gun was the ultimate solution. Because in his hand is displayed the most important document in our country: the motherf***in bill of rights. The rights to life, liberty, the pursuit of happiness, and the right to travel bare-back on a bear while bearing arms. The only way I could have felt more American is if I would have worn this shirt to the actual signing of the Constitution, and then travelled farther back in time to tell Jesus about how awesome democracy was going to be.
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| Style | Lincoln the Emancipator ZOOM Hoodie, Lincoln the Emancipator ZOOM Tee, Mens Long Sleeve, Premium Mens Blend Shirt, Premium Mens Shirt, Premium Mens Tank, Unisex Hoodie |
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| Color | Black, Navy, White, White/Black |
| Size | S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL |
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