“I purchased this shirt because I love America, bald eagles, and mullets. However, unbeknownst to me, when I put it on I mentally transform into a robosoldier capable of bringing security and justice to those in need. I feel the need to help the elderly and read to small children. Physically, my chest hair immediately extends into a luscious mane that women can’t resist and my veins pump with victory juice. I’ll be purchasing more of these high quality made in America freedom threads.”
Produced & shipped from USAÂ 
Shipping Infomation
- Processing Time: It takes 1 – 3 days to ship your order from our warehouse to logistics companies.
- Shipping Time: You will receive your order from 3 – 7 business days (depends on shipping method) from the date that it is shipped out, not the date the order is placed.
- Please note:Â We process orders on business days, which are Monday – Friday, Eastern Standard Times, exluding weekends or holidays observed by the Post Office: New Year’s Day, Presidents’ Day, Memorial Day, Independence Day, Labor Day, Thanksgiving, and Christmas.
- Tracking Number:Â When available, we will send you a tracking number with the confirmation email so that you can track the package online.
Return & Warranty
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- If you are not happy with your purchase, we will work to correct the problems. Items can be returned/exchanged within 30 days of delivery date. (Please check our Return & Exchange Policy below).