It’s Not Christmas

🎄 Hans Gruber Christmas T-Shirt – Die Hard Holiday Classic Tee

The Hans Gruber Christmas T-Shirt is the ultimate holiday statement for action movie fans. If “Die Hard” is part of your yearly December tradition, you already know — it’s not Christmas until Hans Gruber falls from Nakatomi Plaza.

💯 100% Cotton – Soft, Durable & Action-Approved

Crafted from 100% premium cotton, this tee is breathable, lightweight, and tough enough to wear through any holiday chaos — whether it’s shopping at the mall or storming a rooftop party in LA.

💥 Nostalgic, Iconic, and Unapologetically Festive

The shirt features a comic-style illustration of Hans Gruber mid-fall, surrounded by snowflakes and fear. The bold text reads: “It’s Not Christmas Until Hans Gruber Falls From Nakatomi Plaza”. It’s a wink to those in the know — and a guaranteed laugh for those who get it.

✅ Why Die Hard Fans Love It

• 🖤 100% cotton – soft, breathable, and made to last
• 🎬 Perfect holiday tee for action lovers and ‘80s movie buffs
• 💪 Unisex fit – great for men, women, and barefoot vigilantes
• 🇺🇸 Printed & shipped in the USA
• 🔗 Want more Christmas chaos? Explore our bro tank collection

🧼 Care Instructions

Machine wash cold, inside-out.
Tumble dry low or hang dry.
Do not bleach or iron on the print.

🎁 Limited edition – Grab your Hans Gruber Christmas T-Shirt before the season… falls!