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I Want YOU to Drink It
$18.95 – $36.95
“This shirt came out of the box and I was immediately 200% more ‘Murica! After 14 years in the Army I thought I was pretty patriotic, but I immediately got a freedom erection (Freerection) which- no lie- became an Army Ranger and hunted down a terrorist cell all on its own. Nothing feels better than knowing your junk can wield an M4 like Honest Abe. So amazing. I love every moment in this shirt.”
Produced & shipped from USAÂ 
Shipping Infomation
- Processing Time: It takes 1 – 3 days to ship your order from our warehouse to logistics companies.
- Shipping Time: You will receive your order from 3 – 7 business days (depends on shipping method) from the date that it is shipped out, not the date the order is placed.
- Please note:Â We process orders on business days, which are Monday – Friday, Eastern Standard Times, exluding weekends or holidays observed by the Post Office: New Year’s Day, Presidents’ Day, Memorial Day, Independence Day, Labor Day, Thanksgiving, and Christmas.
- Tracking Number:Â When available, we will send you a tracking number with the confirmation email so that you can track the package online.
Return & Warranty
- Secure payment with SSL Encryption.
- If you are not happy with your purchase, we will work to correct the problems. Items can be returned/exchanged within 30 days of delivery date. (Please check our Return & Exchange Policy below).
| Style | Mens Long Sleeve, Premium Mens Blend Shirt, Premium Mens Shirt, Premium Mens Tank, Unisex Hoodie |
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| Color | Black, Dark Gray, Navy |
| Size | S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL |
| Product | Description |
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| Premium Shirt |
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| Hoodies |
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| Unisex Clothes |
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| Long Sleeves |
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| Tank Top |
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| Mug |
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| Sweater |
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| Hawaii Shirts |
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