The biggest conspiracy from the 1960s isn’t if we put a man on the moon, it’s JFK’s set-up assassination. He knew NASA was on its way to the moon, and he wanted to be there. Although JFK was a great president in his short tenure, he had a higher calling: alien hunter. NASA outfitted him with a special alien killing unicorn. Don’t laugh, this unicorn is tough. Its eyes are specially designed to seek out aliens and its horn is a laser capable of slashing through alien skulls. On some nights, when the moon is bright, you can see the green alien blood reflecting off JFK’s knife. Thanks JFK, for keeping us safe down here on earth.
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