Thomas Jefferson VS Gorilla
$20.95 – $36.95
In a space mission gone awry, our hero, Thomas Jefferson, finds himself confined by speaking gorillas. He escapes his cell only to be chased down by two of the prison guards, both angry to not have been born as Americans. Cornered by the beasts, Jefferson pulls out his secret weapon, the Declaration of Independence. As applicable as it was to Great Britain back in 1776, it’s powerful message reverberates in the futuristic land. Confused by the concept of freedom, one of the guards yells as he pounces onto Jefferson, who welcomes the advance with a punch squarely to the beast’s face. America.
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| Color | Black, Navy, White/Black |
| Size | S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL |
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